http://www.returntovalhalla.com/the-journey daily 0.75 2017-08-28 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/59a45d2b49fc2b7785f24dd2/1503939376545/ THE JOURNEY https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44b2cf9a61e1e3338342c/1503939376545/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.59.51+PM.png THE JOURNEY https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44b48893fc0c447e69037/1503939408160/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.58.00+PM.png THE JOURNEY https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44b62e6f2e1db4cbd5f03/1503939433440/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.52.53+PM.png THE JOURNEY https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44b7959cc68b4ceebdceb/1503939453191/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.47.50+PM.png THE JOURNEY https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44b8abebafb94445f3655/1503939470307/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.57.01+PM.png THE JOURNEY https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44b96e6f2e1db4cbd62dd/1503939480836/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.55.12+PM.png THE JOURNEY https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44ba83e00beb9e23f6e05/1503943904586/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.44.56+PM.png THE JOURNEY - The View from Alpha to Delta https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44bbd49fc2b7785f11183/1503943979874/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.53.27+PM.png THE JOURNEY - Beginner Participant Lodging -Day 2 It's a long hard road to putting a roof over your head in Valhalla https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44bdce3df28b9e1bb8d16/1503939551929/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.50.51+PM.png THE JOURNEY https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44bf9c534a50474253548/1503939582560/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.48.18+PM.png THE JOURNEY https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a44ae6d55b415da2351eb4/59a44c71579fb313d6f2cc0e/1503939700265/Screen+Shot+2017-08-28+at+1.00.40+PM.png THE JOURNEY http://www.returntovalhalla.com/home daily 1.0 2017-08-28 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/5989f5d31e5b6cbabc950db9/1502213591410/nordic-landscape-background.jpg Home http://www.returntovalhalla.com/about daily 0.75 2017-08-28 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/59a44a17b8a79ba12d9536af/1503939105548/Screen+Shot+2017-08-28+at+12.46.42+PM.png ABOUT SOMETIMES THE FIRST STEP IS THE MOST DIFFICULT Return to Valhalla is a total immersion program designed to completely reprogram the male psyche, recondition his physique and liberate the animal nature within. Buried beneath centuries of societal programming which has been geared towards submission and ‘emotional thinking’ is the true man. Our rigorous program will strip any man back to his core and reveal what his DNA is yearning to unleash. Pure unbridled beast survival mentality, misogyny at its fullest expression, strength and cunning. http://www.returntovalhalla.com/experience daily 0.75 2017-08-10 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598b49e1e4fcb565bf9793ac/1502300647667/tumblr_ml5o70u6zp1snu1yho2_r2_250.gif EXPERIENCE It's not like the movies. we won't give you weapons. you will forge them yourself. http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-page-1 daily 0.75 2019-02-25 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598b976bff7c5027e56c9c16/1502320505917/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.57.01+PM.png CAMPUS https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598b5370f43b55981fa491f6/1502303092804/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+1.19.39+PM.png CAMPUS https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598b53b4f5e23155afcfc434/1502303165589/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.46.30+PM.png CAMPUS http://www.returntovalhalla.com/testimonials daily 0.75 2019-02-25 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598b5572893fc03ed7c5bd41/1502303605331/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+1.09.59+PM.png STAFF 'Jono' previous occupation Advertising Executive https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598b55e2893fc03ed7c5c579/1502303718990/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.47.21+PM.png STAFF https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598b56e82994ca06063302a8/1502303978602/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+1.20.58+PM.png STAFF We have a game, its called 'how fast can you build a ladder?' https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598b56719f7456df89730e3b/1502303860764/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+1.10.30+PM.png STAFF Vivian 'Viv' previous occupation mid level clerk in Law firm http://www.returntovalhalla.com/testimonials-1 daily 0.75 2017-08-10 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598ba103b8a79b10134eb434/1502322950815/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+7.53.32+PM.png TESTIMONIALS https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598b9f7d49fc2bfd47bead05/1502322558203/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+7.48.05+PM.png TESTIMONIALS "Now I get the respect I fucking deserve" https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598ba148bf629a21081afac6/1502323018351/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+7.53.11+PM.png TESTIMONIALS https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/t/598ba124197aea4997b2e62f/1502322983735/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+7.54.11+PM.png TESTIMONIALS http://www.returntovalhalla.com/philo daily 0.75 2017-08-28 http://www.returntovalhalla.com/journey daily 0.75 2017-08-28 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/59a4885c8419c281f40a6d86/59a4885cd55b415da239aad4/1503955042913/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+12.59.37+PM.png JOURNEY http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-products daily 0.75 2017-08-09 http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-products/the-long-weekender monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/598b89e3e4fcb5dc0604bbd6/598b8b3c579fb349a47506e1/1502317376551/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+6.21.53+PM.png PROGRAMS - The LONG Weekender http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-products/weapons-and-warcraft-intensive-1-month monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/598b89e3e4fcb5dc0604bbd6/598b8c26db29d6084cecbac5/1502317607903/cb9cec33f6ad2600ef54ea61af8edeed--viking-warrior-viking-art.jpg PROGRAMS - Weapons and Warcraft Intensive (1 month) http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-products/weapons-and-warcraft-intensive-1-month-1 monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/598b89e3e4fcb5dc0604bbd6/598b8c9603596e8aae24a297/1502317721435/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+6.25.35+PM.png PROGRAMS - Shipbuilding and Scarification Intensive (1 month) http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-products/passive-aggressive-anti-feminism-in-the-workplace-6weeks monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/598b89e3e4fcb5dc0604bbd6/598b8f4ff5e23155afd45bc1/1502318417281/50ef4344ab674434d5b28f904628d930--viking-culture-tattoo-ink.jpg PROGRAMS - Passive aggressive Anti-Feminism in the workplace (6weeks) http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-products/leather-and-steel-clothing-and-armor-add-on-program monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/598b89e3e4fcb5dc0604bbd6/598b8e0dcf81e06de9b13577/1502318094233/dd12cbff53846a668a9f485ee894ab8a.jpg PROGRAMS - Leather and Steel (clothing and armor) add on program http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-products/rape-and-pillage-a-village monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/598b89e3e4fcb5dc0604bbd6/598b8f79f5e23155afd45ebf/1502318457646/shield-design4-w480-o.jpg PROGRAMS - Rape and Pillage a Village (weekend add on) http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-products/advanced-transformation-6-months monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/598b89e3e4fcb5dc0604bbd6/598b90a2c534a55f0dd8c272/1502318755341/b299546e34011ea3dd6c6e78eb5b461e.jpg PROGRAMS - Advanced Transformation (6 months) http://www.returntovalhalla.com/new-products/silver-level-apprentice monthly 0.5 2017-08-09 https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51c08d4ce4b0974608d0b8fb/598b89e3e4fcb5dc0604bbd6/598b91537131a56e0537a3e5/1502318935550/Screen+Shot+2017-08-09+at+6.47.12+PM.png PROGRAMS - Silver Level Apprentice (1 year)